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Post Views: 70 We have seen several off-the-record comments from unnamed Congressmen who are angry at the publicity Onionhead has received from the President’s... Secret Federal Anger now Onionhead Sales at all Time High

We have seen several off-the-record comments from unnamed Congressmen who are angry at the publicity Onionhead has received from the President’s various announcements, and her criticism of the Admiral of the Fleet.

According to reports on black market pricing, the value of Onionhead has soared throughout Federal space, despite its illegality. The ‘Oniongate’ protests are still ongoing, seemingly paralysing the senior leadership from taking further action.