Federal Warships Bomb Farms
Onionhead stories are dominating the Federal media, with teenage criminality being highlighted. The coverage has increased demand for the narcotic in Federal space higher than ever. Admiral Vincent has announced a program of crop destruction from low orbit around Panem. “Dropships, launched from our orbiting Farragut class battlecruisers, have... Read more
Arissa Lavigny is the Daughter of the Emperor
Arissa Lavigny, the outspoken courtier and the daughter of historic socialite Prince Aristide Lavigny (famously eaten by his own pet Linglang when Arissa was very young) has declared that the Prince was not her father. She claimed that she is in fact the illegitimate daughter of Emperor Hengist. She... Read more
Onionhead and the Slaves of Sorbago
16 December 3300 was the day President Halsey declared the onionhead narcotic illegal in Federal systems. The outrage amongst the Farmer’s Cooperative may be tempered by the fact that her edict doesn’t seem to have had much effect on Commanders’ activity, quite the oppostite in fact, with Kappa Fornacis’... Read more
Celebrity Daughter of Heir Declares Slavery Dishonourable
Aisling Duval, arguably second in line for the throne if her parents were married, spoke out against slavery on the chat show ‘Celebrity Pets’, particularly the rebellion in Sorbago. “We should accept that in this 34th century, this is a barbaric practice for people of honour. We should free... Read more
Patreus Declares Zero Taxation
In a popular move, Senator Denton Patreus has announced the already low tax regime for all Imperial Citizens under his patronage will be lowered to zero. Before boarding his private yacht he said to reporters present: “It is the duty of the successful to provide well for their loyal... Read more
Farmer’s Leader Accuses President of Victimisation
Georgio Algeria, the spokesman for the Farmer’s Union in the Kappa Fornacis system, has spoken out at the Federal President’s declaration that Onionhead, the main export from the Kappa Fornacis system, be illegal. At a press conference on Panem he said: “Onionhead is great, cool. Loved across the galaxy.... Read more
Patreus Helping Oppressed Rebels in Jera
In a move that is sure to worry some independent governments, Senator Denton Patreus has announced his forces have been sent to aid the long-suffering rebels in the Jera system. He answered questions on the steps of the Imperial Opera House on Conversion in the Achenar system. “The left-leaning... Read more
The Chancellor Speaks Out
The Imperial Palace has issued a statement saying that while the Emperor is unwell, it is not as serious as many commentators are suggesting. Nevertheless speculation is rife. The Chancellor, Senator Anders Blaine, has tried to quell the speculation. “The great Emperor Hengist has not involved himself in the... Read more
L’Extraction du Minerai
Selon les experts de l’extraction, tout ce dont vous avez besoin c’est d’une raffinerie, d’un laser minier et d’un petit peu de chance. La plupart des anneaux dans l’espace connu sont épuisés, mais pour un pilote en solo il y a toujours de l’argent à se faire. L’équipement actuel... Read more
Rappel de Tous les Modules ECM
La fédération des Pilotes a recommandé un rappel de sécurité sur tous les dispositifs ECM après des rapports indiquant que le dernier lot parvenu sur le marché est défectueux. Selon les accords commerciaux standard régulant de tels cas, un remboursement sera offert lors du retour. La fédération des Pilotes... Read more