Vesper-M4 Plays Unwilling Host to Demolition Derby

Slough Orbital hosted the galaxy’s inaugural SIDEWINDER DEMOLITION DERBY last Sunday and it was a huge success. The event, which will now be held on the first Sunday of every month, sees pilots flying their basic, weapons and shield-free Sidewinders at full speed around the airlock ring in an attempt to blow each other up.

Slough Orbital’s Captain, Commander Rose, has expressed frustration at these troubling turn of events. Telling GalNet –

“The Jet Transport Corporation lost a lot of trade last Sunday. No ships were able to enter or leave the station for almost an hour for fear of being blasted into smithereens by these lunatic pilots.”

Commander Angel Rose, daughter of Captain Rose, has praised the event, saying –

“My father is a stuffy old codger. Everyone had a lot of fun, especially this month’s derby winner, Commander Scicobalt. No-one was actually hurt, although Commander Belstarion’s pride took a big dent when he got repeatedly stuck in the stations superstructure. I look forward to doing it all again next month!”