Good News from Obsidian Orbital

Following yesterday’s remarkable discovery of non-human structures in the Pleiades Nebula, starport markets have been inundated with meta-alloys – a mysterious material produced by the alien ‘barnacles’. At present, very little is known about this commodity, but it seems it may have helped bring some stability to Obsidian Orbital, one of the starports affected by the mysterious malfunctions sweeping the galaxy. According to a recent statement, the station’s technical team conducted an eleventh-hour experiment that, remarkably, seems to have improved things at the beleaguered starport:

“Things have gone from bad to worse recently, so when the meta-alloys started flooding in we thought…why not give it a shot? And somehow it seems to have worked. I don’t know how the meta-alloys helped, exactly, but we think they’re countering whatever it is that’s causing the malfunctions. As soon as we have more concrete information, we’ll let you know. For now we’re remaining cautiously optimistic.”

The exact cause of the technological ‘plague’ blighting the galaxy is still not known, so whether the meta-alloys represent a permanent solution can only be guessed. But many will be hoping that this breakthrough heralds the end of the mysterious malfunction epidemic.