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Freelance Report: Fresh Fruit Meets Bitter Harvest

Speaking from the Canonn Interstellar Research Institute, Dr Arcanonn has commented on the current state of barnacle research and lauded the discovery of harvesting sites in the California Nebula:

“Once again, the efforts of an independent explorer have resulted in an exciting discovery. Thanks to Commander Wobblytickle’s report from California Sector DL-Y D4 C6, the long-suspected presence of barnacles in the California Nebula has now been confirmed.”

But Dr Arcanonn’s tone grew notably cooler when speaking about the barnacles of the Pleiades Nebula:

“The loss of several barnacles – whether through destruction or exhaustion – is naturally of concern to those of us investigating this enigma.”

Commander Nicholas Powell

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