Freelance Report: Stanley Steamer’s Ransack Rebuttal

Following accusations of recklessness from archaeologist Jeremy Grant, noted SRV racer Stanley Steamer has released the following statement:

“Has Grant actually seen the site? It’s already a pile of rubble! And we believe that rubble is the remains of an ancient racetrack. So by racing around it, we’re actually honouring the memory of those who built it.”

“If one of those highfalutin science nerds can definitively prove I’m wrong, I’ll stop driving. But until then, don’t go insulting us with your superpower rhetoric, professor!”

Commander Turjan